Britons have been left astounded by the presence of a 24-hour Christmas radio station broadcasting in the month of September.
Radio Exemas, despite it being a good dozen weeks away from Yuletide, is relentlessly playing festive melodies. Their website even boasts a festive countdown, allowing ardent fans to meticulously track the seconds until the arrival of December 25.
Beloved seasonal classics, including Mariah Carey’s “All I Desire for Christmas Is You,” will resound repeatedly over the next three months, enveloping listeners in a cocoon of holiday spirit.
According to Forbes’ estimations, this melodious extravaganza garners the songstress an astonishing £2 million in annual royalties.
Radio Exemas, a brainchild spawned from Devon’s Radio Exe, has released its public weekly program of upcoming radio exhibitions. However, curiously, these broadcasts all bear the identical title, “Radio Exemes is forthcoming.”
The auditory enchantment can be seamlessly integrated into your car and home sound systems, as well as through the assistance of Alexa.
For those who wish to experience it in real-time, the station’s live stream is readily accessible on their website.
In a parallel turn of events, Heart Radio has also heralded the resurrection of their 24-hour radio channel, dedicated to harmonious Yuletide compositions. Nevertheless, this audacious move has not escaped criticism from the occasional naysayer, who deems the festive serenades premature in the annual calendar.
Bronwen, one listener, voiced her disapproval, proclaiming, “By what right do they make such an audacious move? It’s Halloween season until the midpoint of November.”
Another discerning auditor mused, “What novel form of torment is this?”
Fahad Manir offered his perspective, stating, “Even my daughter, a fervent admirer of Heart Xmas, finds this auditory spectacle untimely.”
Maya Rose succinctly encapsulated the sentiment, exclaiming, “It is currently September, for heaven’s sake!”
However, amidst the chorus of dissent, there remains a lone optimist. Andy Jack, undeterred by the dissenting voices, is brimming with enthusiasm as he declares, “This is exhilarating news indeed.”